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My name is Seth and I'm a 21 year old kinky, stoner queer. I don't care what's in your pants, as long as I can have fun with it. I find myself attracted to people with stories and hurts. Asymmetry and destruction are the most beautiful things. I'm AFAB, but I identify as male, and prefer male pronouns. I'm poly; my partner and fiance is Kitt, and I have a pair of wonderful boyfriends that are in CA for the summer.

bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

bunrobot:

i plan on making this the front page of the town newspaper as a self-fulfilling prophecy

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

egg

OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

why does the link lead to that

Hey so I might randomly post some of these, just ignore them. I have no where else to save it

Hey so I might randomly post some of these, just ignore them. I have no where else to save it

queen-halla:

fernandodelarua:

I really!!!! want!!!! queer spaces!!!! that aren’t nightclubs!!!!!!

queer libraries 

azogthekingofflowers:

221cbakerstreet:

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book: 

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

best-of-imgur:

My dog just had heart surgery and refused to go to sleep on the ride home because all she wanted to do was stare at me. Here she is all doped up and stubborn.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

My dog just had heart surgery and refused to go to sleep on the ride home because all she wanted to do was stare at me. Here she is all doped up and stubborn.
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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harcules:

Y’all know I can’t deal with these kind of posts.

harcules:

Y’all know I can’t deal with these kind of posts.

fawnjohn:

im such a linguistics nerd so i just started thinking of when you start talking to someone new online and you have to learn all their personal tone indicators and what :) or any other smilie actually means to them and how after a while you can tell when something is wrong just because they type something differently than normal and we all just learn and adapt to this type of communication so quickly to make these wonderful online friendships and its kind of amazing

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

alimarko:

these praying mantises look like they all have a charming secret