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My name is Seth and I'm a 21 year old kinky, stoner queer. I don't care what's in your pants, as long as I can have fun with it. I find myself attracted to people with stories and hurts. Asymmetry and destruction are the most beautiful things. I'm AFAB, but I identify as male, and prefer male pronouns. I'm poly; my partner Kitt and I have a wonderful boyfriend (and Master), Jake. We also have the best roommates and Smooches ever, Dani and Lindsay.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

make me choose:
elenaontop asked: Hogwarts or The Ministry

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

heartachesandcityscapes:

Disney Elementals (Wallpaper Versions)

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awwww-cute:

I’m tiny and new and cuter than you

awwww-cute:

I’m tiny and new and cuter than you